Our waxing lyrical competition - to come up with songs appropriate to Gazette news stories - has set the newsdesk at Obiter towers humming. One colleague suggests that Michael Jackson’s Leave Me Alone might go well with the Legal Ombudsman’s complaints procedure, and the Communards’ Don’t Leave Me This Way for the Welsh government’s consultation on creating a separate jurisdiction. And for the financial woes of the RIM company, purveyor of compulsive smartphones, how about The Move’s [Goodbye] Blackberry Way?

Alas in-house entries are ineligible for the prize (a bottle of Chateau Obiter fizz), so put your thinking caps on. Email your entries by 12 April.