As the Royal nuptials hove into view, lawyers at London’s Lloyd Platt have come up with some helpful suggestions for any solicitors out there who may or may not be drawing up a pre-nuptial agreement for the happy couple.

For example, surely provision must be made for the status of the Royal Wave on separation.

Lloyd Platt suggests Wills should insist: ‘The Royal Wave shall be surrendered on divorce. A suitable alternative hand gesture will be provided by Palace officials.’

As to any future career that style icon Middleton might be tempted to pursue should anything rend the couple asunder, Kate should be asked to agree: ‘That upon divorce she will not participate in any fashion shows that will result in less than 80% body coverage and all materials shall be opaque.

'Furthermore, all skirts must be lower than the royal knee and no patent shoes shall be worn to avoid risk of reflection.’

What’s more: ‘There shall be no appearance on any reality TV shows, in particular It’s a Knockout, X-Factor or I’m a Royal Celebrity Get Me Out of Here (despite what Edward suggests)’.

And, importantly, Kate must insist: ‘I am entitled to any biscuit of my choosing, not restricted to Royal Duchy Originals, and a lifetime discount on all other Duchy of Cornwall Products.’ You may now kiss the bride.